"To be or not to be? Bitch I might be"
William Shakespeare (via morgan-freemans-voice)
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they CAN’T read.
:And you’re just there like..
bitch i could have read that shit in half the time.
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
